Grabanya
When Anya joined our Flyball Team she caused us all to shout and scream.
She ran each leg in every race at such a fast and lively pace.
That's good for Flyball, you'd have thought. But no. She then could not be caught.
Back down the lane, around the ring, the other side - the Bloody Thing!!
We got complaints from Flyball folk. The ruddy dog was just a joke.
We stood dog-catchers in a line, and prayed they'd fend her off in time.
She'd race each leg to this refrain - "Grabanya"! yelled time and again!
The rugby tackles seemed to work till Anya wasn't such a berk.
Her points were rising sure and steady, with no dog-catchers at the ready.
She races now without a fuss, which makes life easier for us.
A proper dog we now applaud. She's got her Silver points Award.
I called her names I'll now take back - since Anya will not get the sack!!
Gudonyaanya!